Things NOT to say to someone with infertility:

1) I get pregnant if I just look at sperm/think about sex.

Oh yeah?  Well yippy-skippy and good for you.  That means you have absolutely no idea what I am going through and no right to open your mouth.  Do you flaunt your food in front of starving people, too?

2) It's probably because you're too skinny!

Thanks for making this all my fault.  As if I don't have enough guilt on my own.  Maybe you can kick my Dad in the nuts, too, while you're busy being an asshole.  Oh, and by the way?  My BMI is 19.4.  That makes me normal, thank you very much.

So, I guess you've figured out that I'm still not pregnant.  After 3 rounds, it appears that the Clomid is not doing enough this time around and we will probably have to go see a specialist and do some more expensive and more invasive stuff.  Awesome!  This whole thing just totally sucks and I am pretty down in the dumps about it.  After we finally get pregnant again, I never want to go through this again.  I just want my two happy, healthy kids, and then I'll leave well enough alone.

What really kills me is all the cash I wasted on birth control pills in my lifetime.  Clearly, Bryce and I don't need to waste money on vasectomies or IUDs.  We've been having sex on purpose during the days I ovulate for 8 months, and I'm still not knocked up.

On the flip side, I'm having a beer.  YAY!  There is one or two good things about not being with child, y'know?